Top 10 FUNNY QUOTES

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Margaret Mead

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey

  

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

  

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No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln
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No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

Abraham Lincoln

Only the mediocre are always at their best. - Jean Giraudoux
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Only the mediocre are always at their best.

Jean Giraudoux

  

2To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. - Reba McEntire

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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

Reba McEntire

  

1Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

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